The past several days have been a sugar-induced blur... let's see if I can remember them:
October 31
Woke up early to go to spinning... knew i'd need a bit of a caloric defecit. Did some last minute halloween costume errands (decided to salvage the wonder woman costume), ate some candy. Came home, ate more candy and carved Nightmare Before Christmas pumpkins with Leigh (hers was Oogie Boogie, mine was Jack Skellington), put up spiderwebs all over the backyard entrance while eating candy, ate cupcakes for lunch with Dave, with chocolate bars for dessert, set up pumpkins, candle holders, and dinner party things, and then it was time to get ready for our 4:00 dinner party/street party. The Davis/Crain crew arrived (as cowboys and indians), we checked out the street party - where Brangelina's security guard's wife tried to set me up with her nephew, and we were told that we were lovely quiet neighbours. All the neighbourhood kids then assembled for trick or treating - we were told that we had the best house with the best candy (full size chocolate bars) ... one kid (astronaut) took a handful, then while we were all telling him cute he was, he held eye contact with ashley as he reached in for several more handfuls of chocolate bars. It was the cutest! I ate more chocolate bars, we had a steak & salad dinner (thanks to KC & Leigh), had cupcakes for dessert (i had 2 and 3/4), Julia came over, the Davis/Crains left, we sat around the fire eating more chocolate bars and smores, then decided that we weren't going out, so we went inside and watched Nightmare Before Christmas and Jordan came over as we were all falling asleep/barfing. Yes, I barfed from too much candy. I'm disgusting.
November 1
There's something about November 1st that I really love. I always used to find the day really depressing but now I just see it as the very very beginning of the leadup to Christmas. And the song "Mr. November" by The National makes it a wonderful day as well. I woke up early to get a start on my drafting homework. I had declined my movie role because I had to do my homework, but then Ashley invited us to go tan at Casa del Mar, so I had to get my work done so I could go. Got the site plan done while Leigh hiked (I WISHED I could be hiking - I was so full and so PUFFY from so much disgusting food). We left for Santa Monica around lunchtime with a slight detour to Porto's in Manhattan Beach to meet Jordan & Ben for lunch. Leigh and I got Primo salads, our favourite. We then made it to Santa Monica, just a couple hours late... and enjoyed a lovely afternoon lounging by the pool with the Davis/Crain crew. Dinner was a disaster. Dave and Jordan drove separately from Leigh and I and they arrived home with Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles AND Pimai Thai. Disaster. We ate so much and felt so disgusting once again. So much for a fresh start to November... I then had to buckle down and get my drafting homework done. Jordan chronicled the action by doing a light-testing photoshoot. After I was done my homework and everyone had gone to bed, I settled down in front of Desperate Housewives with a sprinkles pumpkin cupcake. STOP THE MADNESS!
November 2
So I was all ready to stop the madness. For breakfast I had living fuel. (This drink that's full of all kinds of goodness - basically you can live off of it and be totally healthy) Lunch was an apple. Leigh and I hiked in the morning and I read in the backyard until it was school time. Went to school, met with the head of Interior Design and got my Principles of Color class waived since i'm an Interior Design Rockstar. So now I only have 4 classes! Sweet! Went to drafting class, was praised once again for having perfect work (with slight criticism about the vertical lines in my printing... but i'm not changing them... I've been perfecting my printing style my entire life and am not changing it now). My friend Ginny and I got to leave class early cause we're the only ones that actually know what were doing and didnt need to stay to ask a million obvious answer questions. Went straight to the gym. Gluttonous binging neccesitates two workouts a day. Came home, had spinach soup for dinner, and was already just to have tea with Leigh while watching GG (that rhymes) but then we broke down and had more chocolate bars! then dave came home and we had even more chocolate bars! We felt disgusting so we made another contract (cause the one 2 summers ago worked like a charm). check it out:
The “We’re Fat Lards, Let’s Get Cokehead Skinny” Contract
We, Christine & Leigh vow to:
Eat a maximum of 1200 calories per day even if we work out.
Drink 2 L of water per day.
Limit sugar to one day a week (Christine) - max 1 cupcake
Limit alcohol to one day a week (Leigh) - max 3 drinks
One cheat meal per week.
Avoid condiments at all costs.
No eating after 9:00.
Cardio minimum 5 days a week, strength minimum 3 days a week, ab routine every day.
5 days a week, eat the following food:
Leigh
B - Smoothie
L - Leaf drink or salad
D - Protein & Vegetables
Christine
B - Living Fuel
L - Apple
D - Protein & Vegetables
Start date: November 3, 2009 upon waking.
End date: November 26, 2009 upon waking.
Signed,
____________________ ____________________
Christine Leigh
*Remember:
The short-term satisfaction of food will never outweigh the satisfaction of being skinny.
Zac Efron likes skinny girls.
Casting directors like skinny actresses.
We're in our prime, we need to look the part.
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